Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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