He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I would ride that face into the sunset
There are leaves in my underwear?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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