She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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