Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
