If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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