Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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