She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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