So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
