great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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