So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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