i already hear my dad disowning me
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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