Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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