I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Come on in and take your pants off
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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