what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Randomize
