I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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