I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
How does it feel to date your dad?
that is very illegal...i love you.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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