you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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