Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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