There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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