We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
True strength comes from lack of pants
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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