Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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