Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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