Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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