It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
We had sex on a dog bed..
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
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His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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