So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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