i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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