I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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