Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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