It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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