even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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