Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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