so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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