office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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