brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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