Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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