That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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