I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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