i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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