Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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