David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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