It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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