never play flip cup with pint glasses
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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