Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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