Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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