well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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