ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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