You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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