is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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