What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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