I cannot find my penis.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
