Need sex. Gaining weight.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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