I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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