you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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