Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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